what are the differences between acquitances and buddies
To men, a friend is:
- Your brudder
- The one who will answer the 3am call and drive out to rescue you
- When asked for a loan, asks “how much” instead of “why”
- blessed with a different taste in women
- honestly tells you why your current girlfriend is a bitch
- refuses to take the last beer/cigarette
- lies on your behalf to anybody, even the police
- tells you about his success/failures before he tells his woman
